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The government is watching me?

Yeah I have Coast Guard units surrounding my house shooting at me with Super Soakers?!? I'm REALLY confused and now the Navy is bringing a bunch of tanks and lions to my house!?!?!? Yea and CIA cars keep flying around my basement with lasers shooting cream cheese at my dog!??!

WHAT DO I DO? DO I CALL 867-5309?!
@SNO: ZOMG THEY ARE SENDING IN THE GREEN BEANS WTF DO I DO NOW?!?!?!?!

NO!! Just hold out in your basement with the door baracaded and stay as still as possible. If they send in the purple monkeys with sporks then thats when you really need to worry. Your best way of getting out of there and away from all of this madness is to call someone who owns a unicorn and have that unicorn use its invisiblity to get into your house and fly you out of there. HANG IN THERE CHAMP!!!



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